by Miss What's-Your-Name-Again?
Below I have recorded the conversation we had today on the yard. Please note that you are four years old.
EXT. SCHOOLHOUSE – YARD – AFTERNOON
Kid (that’s you) approaches Miss What’s-Your-Name-Again, who is leaning heavily into her palm, hoping that no one can tell she has closed her eyes behind her sunglasses.
Kid: Can I tell you something?
Miss What’s-Your-Name-Again: What.
Kid: You’re my favorite teacher.
Miss What’s-Your-Name-Again: (positive she has heard incorrectly) What?
Kid: You’re my favorite of all the favorites.
Miss What’s-Your Name-Again: (genuinely touched) … thank you. Wow. Hey, you totally just made my day. You filled my bucket, kiddo. Thank you.
Kid: Remember when we sang that bear song?!
Miss What’s-Your-Name-Again: (absolutely no recollection) Oh yeah, that was crazy, huh?
Kid gives Miss What’s-Your-Name-Again a big hug.
Kid: See you later, Kelsi.